A-list celebrities are literally rolling in money. This makes us mere mortal folk extremely jealous when we have to slave away in our shitty jobs just to scrape minimum wage. A-list celebrities also have an impeccable fashion sense, which again makes us jealous because if we had three grand to spend on an outfit every time we went on a night out, then we’d actually look half decent when we crawled home in a drunken mess with flecks of vomit on us. Therefore, whenever we spot stars looking like they borrowed their outfit from both their floral loving grandma and their Knex yielding nephew then we, for once, like to take the moral high ground and believe we could put a better outfit together with our meagre Primark budget. This is where I would like to introduce gofugyourself.com; it is a genious website which mercilessly and comically rips to shreds the catastrophic mis-matches of the world’s elite and famous.
MADDOX: I am a bad-ass.
BRAD: I am homeless.
ANGIE: I sell Ouija Boards and cigarette holders at a kiosk in the mall.
Although many will proclaim they don’t secretly enjoying flicking through Reveal or Closer magazine to fish out the most horrendous outfits worn out in public by celebrities, these people that deny this fact are liars. Who doesn’t love laughing at stars humiliating themselves by proxy? So if you are one of these people mentioned above, then you no longer have to find a secret corner of W H Smith’s to hide yourself in whilst you fish out the worst outfits of the week as you can visit gofugyourself.com in the comfort of your own home, free from judging eyes to get your daily dose of the latest fashion victims and their horrific dress sense.
Go Fug Yourself has released the book The Fug Awards where the authors Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan “hand out honors such as the Sag Award for most egregious misuse of breasts and the Tanorexia Award for the person most addicted to bronzer. They prove that having an unlimited budget and a coterie of hangers-on is no barrier against committing glaring, eye-stinging sartorial missteps.”
More info on The Fug Awards here
The book is available to buy from Amazon.com/Borders, Barnes & Noble, local independent booksellers which you can locate via BookSense.com, and the publisher’s Web site SimonSays.com.
